Little tornado

Holy smokes we havent ever had a child like this. Cord gets into and destroys everything!!!! I have to keep the chairs on top of the table all the time so he can't get up on things and destroy everything!! Child proof cabinets....ya right he just figured out to pull back and forth super hard and break them. If he ever gets into the pantry there is food strung all over the house. He pushes the dishwasher buttons and the water buttons on the fridge and spills water every where. Yesterday I found him with about a dozen tums in his mouth!!! He lookes like a frothing bull dog with rabies!!!!! He poops in the tub every time sometimes twice!!! Whenever he eats on his high chair his food ends up on his head or all spilled on the floor. If he gets in the bathroom its bye bye toilet paper or hello toilet water!!!!! He loves to turn the computer button on and off and destroy the keyboard. I found him on top of the computer desk where he found all 3 remote controlls and pulled up something crazy on my TV screen that Id never seen before and oh ya he stuck a plastic knife in my light socket and made all of the power go out in my house!!!! He got the diaper cream and rubbed it all over inside his ear!!! He broke into eastons room today and completely destroyed it. He dumped a whole bottle of breathe doterra oils out on his pants and all over eastons pillow!!! He plays with markers all of the time but suprisingly hasnt drawn me a beautiful picture on the wall yet. It is all quite hilarious!!! I am never suprised at the things he does:)